Chorus: G C Washing off last night's fake blood From an even faker cut G Some poor girl's bleedin', bleedin' C All over everything I own F G C Verse: C Merry Christmas, Hare Krishnas F Don't you wish you had it as good as I do G Nothing new to report from the floor of the airport, oh oh oh C They took my baby; they took it from me F That's the worst thing you could have done to yourselves G Now I'm out for black magic revenge on all of your friends There's a pet death comin' Chorus: Washing off last night's fake blood From an even faker cut Some poor girl's bleedin', bleedin' All over everything I own Verse: C Diamond death, there's nothing left for you and me F But a paper cut down from a family tree G Its leaves changing; now everything's gonna change Chorus: Washing off last night's fake blood From an even faker cut Some poor girl's bleedin', bleedin' All over everything I own C Take my shrunken head from your shelf Am Witch doctor with your potions and spells F You're just another evil girl I will have to forget G It's such a fantasy with her, I don't have to pretend C That this isn't happening to me again Am Don't look here when you lose all your friends F Yeah, you can disrobe, take off all of your clothes G Look at you now, you're the one who's exposed